Dogs

*Letter dictated by my girlfriend

Dear It's Me or the Dog:

You are a bunch of fucking idiots for a number of reasons. But we will focus on the fact that Prince from today's show is not a Neapolitan Mastiff. Granted, he may have some Neapolitan Mastiff in him, but certainly not much. To illustrate my point, here is a Neapolitan Mastiff:

This, on the other hand, is Prince:

Love,

Mrs. shadowking86