Saturday, April 25, 2009

Dear Dumbasses on Last.FM

Dear Dumbasses on Last.FM:

Good lord there's a lot of you people completely ignorant to what metal is. Fuck. I'm currently looking through the Top Artists tagged as "metal" and you people have failed miserably: http://www.last.fm/tag/metal/artists. Let's see how bad, shall we? Apparently in order of popularity:

Metallica (we're okay)
System of a Down (we're only at #2 and you fucking suck.)
Iron Maiden
Slipknot (what the fuck?)
Disturbed (again)
In Flames
Marilyn Manson (I don't remember any time he was considered metal, some influences maybe, but never completely metal)
Rammstein (ugh)
Megadeth
Pantera
Slayer
Nightwish
Deftones (see Manson but without the influences)
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Machine Head
Lamb of God
Sepultura
Avenged Sevenfold (nope)
Soulfly (uh uh)
Ozzy Osbourne
Apocalyptica
Children of Bodom
Bullet for My Valentine (facepalm)
Static-X (wrong)
Fear Factory
Mastodon
Volbeat (they suck, but they are metal)
Godsmack (as opposed to this)
Blind Guardian
Killswitch Engage
Korn (fail)
Motorhead
Trivium
Mudvayne (wrong again)
Helloween
Tool (nope)
Sonata Arctica
Rob Zombie (his solo stuff is not metal)
Dream Theater
Sentenced
Danzig
Anthrax
Black Label Society
Soilwork
Kreator
DevilDriver
Stratovarius
Manowar
Stone Sour (not even fucking close)
Therion
Dope (did I say Stone Sour wasnt close?)
Drowning Pool (fuck no)
Korn (the fact that this band is here twice is fucking awful)
Lacuna Coil
Edguy
Iced Earth
Arch Enemy
Katatonia
Amorphis
Cradle of Filth
Chimaira
SOiL (wrong and what's with the fucking capitalization shit?)
Atreyu (awful emo band)
Testament
Faith No More
Strapping Young Lad
Machinae Supremacy
Hammerfall
Rage Against the Machine (see Deftones)
Ill Nino (no)
Kittie (fuck no)
Sevendut (fuck no x2)
Kamelot
Linkin Park (facepalm again, see Rage Against the Machine)
As I Lay Dying
Dragonforce
Hunter
Paradise Lost
Within Temptation
Savatage
Sabaton
White Zombie
Down
Opeth
Coal Chamber (what the fuck?)
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
HIM (no, just no)
Type O Negative
All That Remains
36 Crazyfists (my head hurts)
Dark Tranquillity
Korpiklaani
Bruce Dickinson
Limp Bizkit (as bad as Linkin Park was, this is worse)
Kotiteollisuus
Moonspell
Roadrunner United (an interesting idea, but not great execution, I will have a post on this project)
Amon Amarth
Motley Crue

So there you have it. A lot of the members know absolutely fucking nothing.

Love,
shadowking86

2 comments:

  1. fuck you... it's only metal when you like it? you are so a ignorant scumbag ;)... ugh (like tom warrior)

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  2. ... & SOULFLY (yeeeeahhh) is a fucking awesome METAL BAND!
    if you like them or not- they are a fucking METAL BAND. and sepultura 2.0 sucks since derrick is in the band -.- max cavalera has really good influences in the band, & a fact is , that it was max' and igors band ;)

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