Friday, October 22, 2010

Random Thoughts: Songs to Clear Out the Reception Hall

This one's for you honey.

Here are some songs that will drive everyone away from the reception.

Cannibal Corpse: "Necropedophile"
Cannibal Corpse: "I Cum Blood"
Cannibal Corpse: "A Skull Full of Maggots"
Cannibal Corpse: "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt"
Crytopsy: "Slit Your Guts"
Obituary: "Chopped in Half"
Cradle of Filth: "Gilded Cunt"
Mayhem: "Chainsaw Gutsfuck"
Type O Negative: "Christian Woman"
Bathory: "Satan My Master"
Dimmu Borgir: "The Devil's Path"
Slayer: "Raining Blood" (would make an excellent opening theme though)
Slayer: "Dead Skin Mask"
Morbid Angel: "God of Emptiness"
Suffocation: "Bind Torture Kill"

And that is just a small sampling. I could have made this post extremely long.


  1. I don't know about "Christian Woman". It probably depends on how sensitive the crowd it.

  2. Mrs. MetallattorneyOctober 25, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    Yeah, I think they all would do it. And I am pretty sure that most Christians would find that song blasphemous. I thought you were going to do a list of songs that I enjoy that you feel would "negatively impact reception attendance?" :)