Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dear SyFy

I enjoy sitting around on weekends and watching your mindless movies. With very little plot, bad CGI monsters, and clunky dialogue, the movies on your channel are usually so bad they're entertaining to watch. However, once in awhile there is something in those movies so dumb, so frustratingly stupid, that I feel I cannot let go by. What I am talking about this time is a line in the movie Croc, in which two characters, supposedly experts on crocodiles, are on the internet and read that the saltwater crocodile "is the largest amphibian on the planet." SyFy, crocodiles are reptiles, frogs and salamanders are amphibians. Are you really that fucking stupid?

Love,
Metallattorney

2 comments:

  1. Mrs. MetallattorneyAugust 24, 2010 at 11:32 PM

    YEAH!!! Stupid Syfy.... And then there was Mega Piranha, which was so fraught with inaccuracies that one would not even know where to begin....

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  2. Ahh, science stuff, pouring chemicals into beakers and looking into microscopes and such.

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