This thing was making the rounds on Twitter (I told you I was not going to call it X) for a few days. I never did anything with it on the site, but I thought it would be sort of interesting to put it up here.
1. Think thrash metal is lame. Obviously this does not apply to me. Longtime readers know thrash is probably my favorite metal subgenre. It was the first one I got into, via Metallica, Megadeth and Testament. Testament is my favorite band.
2. Get upset at extreme themes in death metal and black metal. Nope. I don't love misogynistic lyrics and I prefer to avoid NSBM, but I definitely don't get upset by them.
3. Only listen to one style of metal. Definitely not. I listen to a wide variety of styles of metal and can generally find a band to listen to out of almost everything.
4. Have a nose ring. Nope, no piercings here.
5. Watch or have watched Metal journalist Youtube videos. What is a metal journalist? Who is a metal journalist? I have watched people talk about metal on Youtube, but I have no idea what counts here.
6. Use Rate Your Music on Last.FM. I don't use Last.FM.
7. Watch Anthony Fantano. I have never watched him. I am familiar with who he is though.
8. Found a metal band you like on Tik Tok. Nope. Never use Tik Tok.
9. Haven't seen Slayer live. I have seen Slayer live twice.
10. Buy clothes from Hot Topic/Spencer's. No. I have bought shirts at Hot Topic in the past, but this is presented in a present tense. It's been probably 20 years since I have even stepped inside a Hot Topic. Does that store still exist?
11. Think all black metal sounds the same. Definitely not. Black metal is easily one of the most diverse metal subgenres.
12. Listen to nu-metal. So, I do occasionally listen to some nu-metal. There are some decent albums that I still come back to from time to time. Bands like Spineshank, Systematic, early Static-X, System of a Down, Deadlights and others are still decent.
13. Free Space. Obviously.
14. Go to hardcore shows a lot. No. There have occasionally been hardcore bands playing at shows I have been to, but I have never been to an exclusive hardcore show and certainly not often.
15. Listen to deathcore and metalcore. I do listen to bands in both subgenres. I am trying out a few bands in deathcore, with Carnifex being a particular favorite. As far as metalcore, I have early Trivium, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage and several others. Neither subgenre is a favorite, but I do listen to some.
16. Re-sell band merch on De-Pop. I don't even know what that is. I also don't resell merch.
17. Don't play an instrument. I am teaching myself bass.
18. Call other people posers too often. I generally don't have an issue with other people's listening habits to the point I call them names. I do think there are people who need to broaden their horizons to be considered metalheads.
19. Listen to hipster metal bands like Blood Incantation and Full of Hell. What makes a metal band hipster? I would consider Deafheaven to be a better example. Anyway, I do listen to both of those bands, but I have been listening to Blood Incantation since well before their mainstream notoriety.
20. Don't go to shows. I go to a lot of shows.
21. Listen to Maggot Stomp bands. I had to look up the label, because I am not great at keeping track of what labels are out there these days. Anyway, yes I do. Apparently groups like Undeath, Internal Bleeding, 200 Stab Wounds, Coffin Rot, Fulci and Sanguisugabogg are all bands I listen to that are on that label.
22. Haven't been to a festival. I don't love festivals, primarily because they tend to be outside in the summer and that can be way too hot, but I have been to two.
23. Get patches from Amazon. Nope.
24. Haven't been to a festival. Apparently, this is here twice.
25. Wear an ushanka. I had to look that up too. It's a hat with ear coverings. No, I do not wear an ushanka.
So, how did I do?
Apparently, I did not get a Bingo. So, not a poser/trendhopper then?





























